A pair of newlyweds are having marriage problems. They decide to meet with the Rabbi to prevent the termination of...
A pair of newlyweds are having marriage problems. They decide to meet with the Rabbi to prevent the termination of...
A pair of newlyweds are having marriage problems. They decide to meet with the Rabbi to prevent the termination of...
A pair of newlyweds are having marriage problems. They decide to meet with the Rabbi to prevent the termination of their very short relationship. The Rabbi asks the husband, “What has brought you to the point where you are not able to keep this marriage together?” The husband says, “In […]
A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon cruise, and they’re unpacking their bags. The husband complains that all his clothes are wrinkled and that there’s no ironing board in the cabin. The wife replies: “Don’t worry. Everyone here’s in the same boat.”
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that stand for?” Husband: “Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H).” Wife: “Aw, thank you! But what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.” The husband texts back, “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap the edges with a hammer.” The wife texts back five minutes later, “Computer really messed up now.”
Little Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom. “No, honey, it won’t do for bait,” she said. “It’s not an earthworm.” “It’s not?” Eddy asked, his eyes wide. “What planet is it from?”
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image only to find a little old man sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out on it. […]
One day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So johnny is in the shower with his dad and he looks down and asks what it is.The dad replies it’s a snake. Then he asks if […]
A Mother in Law decides to test her three Son in laws for their good nature. For this she goes for a walk by a river with the first son in law; jumps in. He saves her.Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: […]
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many […]
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks,“Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”The next calf comes up […]
