A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond...
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond...
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond...
A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned.“Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman “is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?” With a fatherly smile, the […]
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of […]
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?” “Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied. “Well, I was […]
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking […]
On a hot Friday morning, a wealthy father took his son on a trip in the suburban areas to show his son what it’s like to be poor. They spend few days on a farm with a family that could be considered a ”poor family.” The father had to return […]
Maria was a 19 year old Mexican maid who worked for a wealthy Californian couple. She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: “Well señora, […]
A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor. The call is picked up by the clerk at the reception desk: The clerk answers. “May I help you?” The man says. “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.” […]
An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. […]
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. ” With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and […]
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would say. “No.” One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all. When Dolly asked, he looked at […]
