Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn
As Farmer Brown approached his neighbor’s barn, he saw Farmer Jones serenading a tractor with songs and compliments. “What are you doing?” Farmer Brown demanded. Farmer Jones replied,…
A police officer in a small town
A police officer in a small town stopped a driver speeding down the main street. The driver said he could explain why he was speeding, but the…
On the first night of their honeymoon
On the first night of their honeymoon, the husband isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while the wife is…
A husband and wife photography
A husband-and-wife photography team we know shoot their pictures together, do their developing and printing together—in fact, they’re together 24 hours of the day. We wondered how…
Applying for a lumberjack job
A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack. “Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.” “Give me…
The untactful sergeant
The captain called the sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’s mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to…
A weeping woman bursts into
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust…
Couple had been shopping at a grocery store
An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught….
Donkey and dog for a long journey
A man prepares his donkey and dog for a long journey up a mountain. He places a pack straddle on the donkey’s back and fills everything to…
A Crow And A Swan
A Crow was absolutely satisfied in life. But one day he saw a swan… This swan is so white and I am so black…crow thought. This swan…