A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower […]
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!” The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
A Tractor Salesman Shows Up At Joe’s Farm
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a better tractor than this anywhere and I can see that you are a man of discerning tastes. Tell you what — “ Old Joe […]
A Zebra Was Sent To A Farm
A circus zebra was sent to a farm to recuperate on the advice of the Veterinary surgeon. The zebra felt happy about being released in an enclosure but soon began to feel lonely and bored. It decided to seek company so he jumped over the fencing and trotted to the […]
A Woman’s Husband Had Been Slipping In
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears; “ […]
The Wife Was Discussing The Subject Of Christmas Presents
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine glasses?” the maid suggested.The woman frowned icily. “He doesn’t really need that. A butler never entertains. He’ll get a tie.”The maid grimaced, but […]