Three Guys Go To A Ski Lodge, And There Aren’t Enough Rooms, So They Have To Share A Bed. In The Middle Of The Night, The Guy On The Right Wakes Up And Says, “I Had This Wild, Vivid Dream Of Getting A Hand Job!” The Guy On The Left […]
A Woman Places An Ad In The Local Newspaper. “Looking For A Man With Three Qualifications: Won’t Beat Me Up, Won’t Run Away From Me, And Is Great In Bed.” Two Days Later Her Doorbell Rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I Have No Arms So I Won’t Beat You, And No […]
Bartender: “What’s The Matter Buddy?” Man: “I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend.” Bartender: “What Did You Do?” Man: “I Told Her To Get The Hell Out!” Bartender: “What About Your Friend?” Man: “I Looked Him Straight In The Eyes And Said ‘Bad Dog!’”
A Teacher Is Teaching A Class And She Sees That Johnny Isn’t Paying Attention, So She Asks Him, “If There Are Three Ducks Sitting On A Fence, And You Shoot One, How Many Are Left?” Johnny Says, “None.” The Teacher Asks, “Why?” Johnny Says, “Because The Shot Scared Them All […]