Betty and Martin were about to get married. Just before the wedding, they were tragically killed in a car crash. When they arrived at the gates of heaven they explained to St. Peter that they were about to be married on earth, and that now they would very much like […]
On hearing that her elderly grandfather has just passed away, Katie goes straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asks how her grandfather has died, her grandmother replies, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, […]
Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said, ‘Paddy, in future, you should draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife!’ ‘ Why?’ Paddy asked. ‘ Because,’ said Mick, ‘all the street was sniggering when they saw you two making love yesterday.’ Mick said, ‘Nosey buggers, well […]
