The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could travel and buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was […]
A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarine… He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post. “Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope.” The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer […]
A new doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital As they enter one ward, the nearest patient turns to him and says “Fair fa’ your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o’ the pudden race!” Before the doctor can react, the patient in the next bed adds “Wee sleekit cowerin’ […]
