An old lady went into a bar in Dallas, TX and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. […]
Ted and his wife were working
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your b*tt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue. ” With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and […]
Dolly wanted a new living room
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would say. “No.” One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all. When Dolly asked, he looked at […]