A priest walked into a hotel in the month of march and asked the manager- “is room no. 39 empty? Manager- yes it’s empty. You can take it Priest: ok Manager: And yes my room right in front of room 39 so if you face any difficulties just call me […]
A panda walks into a bar
A panda walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Would you like anything to drink?” The panda replies, “No thanks, I’m only here to eat.” “So what would you like to eat?” “I’ll just take the fries.” The bartender serves the panda, who enjoys the meal. He asks, “Now, will […]
A hysterical pregnant woman stops
A hysterical pregnant woman stops a police car in the middle of the road. Woman: My car broke down! I have an appointment and I need to be there fast. *goes to open the back door. Police: Step away from the car mam! Woman: I just told you I have […]