A woman and her male neighbour each buy greenhouses… They both decide to grow tomatoes and a few months later they meet up and talk about how they’re getting on. The man says his are big and red, but the woman says hers are still green and asks the man […]
Three friends die and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual spiel that everyone gets when they’re about to enter, and as they are walking in he says ” By the way, I almost forgot the new rule. Whatever you […]
A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, […]
