A police officer pulls over a speeding car.The officer says, ” I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir .” The driver says, “Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. “ Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: […]
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, for old time’s sake.” The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, “You’re even better than you were 30 […]