Little April was a sleepy girl, always sleeping in class. One day a teacher came up to her and asked her, “Who created the world?” Seeing no response from her, Johnny, her classmate came to the rescue and poked a pin in her bottom. April answered, “God Almighty”. After sometime […]
Mother: Erik, what did you get from your father?Erik: 5 bucks.Mother: What are you going to buy?Erik: A wallet, Mother, to put my money in!o O oWhat flies and says “Moooo!”?A cowmet.o O oHow does a cow come out of the water?Wet.o O oFinn got 2 goldfish for his B-Day. […]
There was a man that worked in a shop but only knew three sentences. The first one was only $2.50 the second one was maybe yes maybe no the third one was if you don’t someone else will. So a man came in to buy some milk and asked how […]
