Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very […]
A woman visited a Doctor. Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am… Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right? Woman: How do you know?! Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.
In a “Mental Hospital” a journalist asks the Doctor: “How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?” Doctor: “Well..we’d fill a bathtub with water & then give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the bathtub.” Journalist: “Oh, […]
