A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, […]
The young waitress went to the Head Waiter and said, “I’m not going to serve that cheeky devil over there.” “Why not?” “Well, he asked for French salad and when I said ‘What’s that?’ he said, ‘It’s the same as any other salad, only you serve it without dressing.’”
A gushing young lady embarrassed Edison at a reception by her outspoken admiration. “You will go down in history, Mr. Edison, as the inventor of the first talking machine,” she repeated for the tenth time. “Indeed, no, madam,” replied Edison, “I am not the pioneer in the field. The first […]
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one […]
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog […]
