A cowboy stops his horse next to a saloon. He dismounts, enters the saloon and tell the barman: Twenty bottles of whiskey! My horse is thirsty. The barman gives him the order, the cowboy pays, the horse drinks it all. Hey! – tells him the barman. – Ain’t you going […]
A man walks into a Doctors office and says “I want to be castrated! ” The doctor refuses Man screams I want to be Castrated! “and throws 4 grand in cash on the table Dr performs the procedure. 3 weeks later the man overhears two guy talking ” Ever heart […]
A man wanted a complex tattoo.This man wanted a tattoo in the shale of a Phoenix with every single part of it a different shade of red, now obviously most would think this is impossible just like the people in his town. So then he traveled to Italy met some […]
A womans husband dies, and she spends many years as a widow, missing him terribly. In time, she too passes away, and is excited to see her husband in heaven. She runs up to him, ready to give him a big hug, saying, “I’ve missed you so much!” The husband […]
