One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant? […]
A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, the husband farted. Next morning the guy told his wife: “Last night I dreamed that I’ve bought a Mercedes!” His wife said: “That is right and you tootled for me.”
A woman moves in with her balding programmer boyfriend and immediately gets concerned about his nighttime routine. Every night he takes a 2 hour shower and goes to bed complaining that his arms hurt. She also noticed that he has an entire closet full of shampoo. After a few weeks […]
A young lady takes her dog to the vet. “Good morning, what can I help you with today?” “My dog is constantly trying to hump me! Every time he sees me, he wants to go at it! Daytime, nighttime, doesn’t matter, he’s always horny!” “Well, the usual remedy would be […]
A pilot is coming in for a nighttime landing… He decides to mess around so he turns off his lights and says to the tower: “Guess who?” The tower replies by turning off the runway landing lights and says: “Guess where?”
