Air Force Approach: “Eagle 13, turn right to 330.” Eagle 13: “Roger 330.” App: “Eagle 13, I’ve been working since last night, Will you do me a favor?” Eagle 13: “Affirmative. Go ahead.” App: “Down below on your right, you’ll see a base house with yellow roof near the lake. […]
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and asks her where she’s going. “To Las Vegas. I found out there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do to you for free.” The man started packing his bags. “Where are you going?” […]
A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: “Making a call.” One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns […]
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in the paper: “Looking for a man who won’t abuse me, won’t leave me, and won’t […]
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man […]
