A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered […]
Performance as lovers
Three women talk about their husband’s performance as lovers. The first woman says, “My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. ” The second woman says, “My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and use leather […]
A married couple should have s**
The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have s**. His grandfather tells him, “When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you […]
Lady was sunbathing on a beach
A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. […]
His wife with his best friend
A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend. He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death. His wife: “Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends.”