On long plane trip, a woman is sitting next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer does not stop talking… “Let’s play a game” – he suggests. The woman ignores him. “To make it interesting” – he continues – “if I answer incorrectly to your question, I’ll […]
A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband comes home […]
Sarah and Isaac were lying in bed one night. Isaac was tossing and turning, unable to sleep. Sarah asks him “Isaac, Isaac, why do you fret so? “ to which Isaac replies “Oy vey, Sarah, you know that 20 kopeks I owe Ishmael across the way? Well, I have no […]
A homeless man tries to sleep with a nun A homeless man is sitting outside of a bus station begging for change when a nun walks by. “Hey there sexy lady! How about some love for an old homeless man?,” he says. The nun says nothing but gives him a […]
Bob did like he always does, kissed his ol lady, crawled into bed and fell a sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?… and who […]
My wife thought it would be fun if we each have a list of 3 people that would be OK to sleep with if given the chance.Her list: Paul Rudd, Adam Levine, and Channing TatumMy list: Her best friend Stephanie, that barista at our coffee shop, and my ex girlfriend
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Bob.” Bob was stunned, “I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live […]
A scrawny teenage boy asks his muscular friend how he gets so many girls to sleep with him. The muscular friend says, “Here’s what you do: next time there’s a party, get a large potato and stick it down your pants and act normal. You’ll see – that’ll turn you […]
A man takes a business trip to a small town in a remote valley…NSFW and when he checks into the only hotel in the town, he quietly asks the manager: “Y’know, do you have any girls here, for, uh, ‘nighttime favours’?” “Not really”, the manager answers, “we only have Bob.” […]
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman […]
