A guy have just been invited to his girlfriend for dinner and sleepover for the first time. Since theyve never done “it” he got really excited and thought that this would be the day he lost his virginity. So the day before the dinner he goes into an shop to […]
A daughter asks her dad if she can invite some friends over for a sleepover Later that evening, he overhears them playing a game of “Truth or Dare”, and his daughter is asked when was the last time she had an orgasm, to which she responds “3 days ago”, at […]
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are […]
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?” The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, “Hell, they’ […]
Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, “My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn’t have a garage door.” The second guy says, “My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod […]
