A new member had been accepted at a golf club near London. He boasted a lot to the club president and told him about his incredible golfing successes. So the president took him to the course and asked him to show off his extraordinary skills. Of course, the guy played […]
An Englishman on holiday in Spain saw a sign on a building saying that there were English- speaking doctors here. The Englishman thought it was a great idea! “We should have some like that in England,” he said after a while.
A Polish couple is travelling by train in England. A reading Englishman is sitting opposite them, covered with a newspaper. The husband suddenly reaches for a sandwich because he is hungry, but his wife nudges him and says: That’s rude. Maybe ask him if he wants a sandwich too. The […]
He knows his wife don’t like it when he drinks, so he sneaks his way to the bathroom so he can piss. When he opens the bathroom door, the light automatically turns on. He finds it odd, since he didn’t buy any automated lights or something like that. He thinks […]
A guy just exited a high rise hotel on the beach and he’s walking along the sand and boom something hits his foot. After further examination he sees that it’s a glass eye. He immediately looks up and there’s a beautiful woman on the 3rd floor looking over the balcony […]
