A taxi driver is driving a passenger With radio blaring local news. The passenger asked the driver to turn down the radio. After minutes of no response, the passenger got impatient and tapped the driver’s shoulder. Suddenly the taxi swerved to the left, narrowly missing a car and skidding uncontrollably […]
A man calls his doctor late at night. “Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!” The sleepy M.D replies, “Don’t go back to either of them.”
A woman gets called into her office HR department They tell her that they noticed her password for her login was very unusual and asked her how she chose “DocGrumpyHappySleepyBashfulSneezyDopeySacarmento” She said – “well the instructions were to have a password with seven characters and have at least one capitol, […]
The Norse gods are sleeping off an orgy… The God of Thunder turns to the young woman next to him and says, “I am Thor!” The gal looks up through sleepy eyes and replies, “You think you’re Thor! I’m tho Thor I can barely pith!
Tired of his parent’s incessant harangue a very lazy young man went for fishing to add some fishes in their menu. While sitting for fishing he felt very sleepy and was yawning. An old timer saw his lackadaisical approach and poked him, “Son, why are you working so hard? Just […]
A woman gets into a taxi and asks to be taken to the other end of town. When she gets there, she doesn’t have anything to pay with. The irritated taxi driver won’t let her get out and takes her to the forest. He stops, opens the trunk, and in […]
A woman runs into the shop and shouts from the doorway: I would like a mouse trap, but quickly, because I have to catch the bus! I’m sorry, but we don’t have traps that big… Hey, man, what’s new with you? Come on, my wife’s cheating on me… I think […]
