A girl tells her mom that she is going out to have some french fries. She went out and had s** with a boy for an hour and came back home. Mother: “And how was were the fries?” Girl: “Nice!!”Mother: “I can see that, the mayonaise is dripping out of […]
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: “You must demand cash before s**, I know him he doesn’t pay.
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will chase your mum.
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
Once there was a husband named Harder living with his wife in a bungalow house. The door of the house has 2 holes. One day they got bankrupt. The wife was carrying tons of boxes. When she was approaching the door, she slipped and her breasts got stuck in both […]
