Due to a shortage of beds to lay in at a homeless shelter, three men were set to be laying together in a California King sized mattress. That night, the three go to bed. They wake up the next morning to the alarm clock going off, waking the three up. […]
A woman was at work when a man said, “Your hair smells nice.” She went straight to her boss and said, “I’ve been sexually harassed! A man said my hair smells nice.” He in return said, “What’s wrong with that, it does?” She said, “The man who said that was […]
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten. Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his […]
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, […]
This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he’d go see what’s wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, “I need a man, […]
Three girls in a class room. The first one said, “Today, I saw a condom on the teacher’s table.” The second girl said, “I made a hole in that condom.” The third one shouted, “You idiot, I am done then.”
