A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming… she told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move. Husband: What is this? Wife: This is a robot, I bought to have s** with when you […]
Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you *!” He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up […]
A drunk guy walks into a bar and walks up to a guy and says, “I just had sex with your mom!” The guy walks away angrily. A few minutes later the drunk guy comes up to the guy again and says, “I just had great sex with your mom!” […]
John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he […]
Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” Paddy asked, “And […]
A lawyer, a medical doctor and a mechanic are having a drink in a bar: Lawyer: Last year I took my wife to the Bahamas on vacation. Boy we had fun. I’m thinking this year we try Hawaii or perhaps Australia for her birthday celebration. Doctor: I bought my wife […]