Wife: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Husband: Wow, what did you ask for darling? Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times. Husband: Oh… love you so much.. Did he do that? Wife: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t work with zero.
A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen*s. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the […]
“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that […]
Benjamin, Benji, and Benja had a car crash and they went to the heaven. One day, in the heaven, Benjamin was walking with really ugly girl. So Benji and Benja ask to the god why Benjamin is walking with that ugly girl, the god said, it’s a punishment for Benjamin. […]
One day, a stranger asked a little girl to climb up and down a tree. After the little girl climbed up and down the stranger gave her some candies. The girl went home, she told her mother about the stranger. Her mother spoke angrily to her and told her that […]
An employee went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an […]
