On Saturday night I rode my bike to the off-licence, bought a bottle and put it in the basket. But I thought that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank it on the spot. And that was a good decision, because I fell eight […]
A couple is kissing on a bench
A couple is kissing on a bench in front of a block of flats. A man stops nearby and starts to watch them. After a while, he comes closer and starts to clear his throat timidly. “Go to hell,” the woman’s companion shoos the intruder away. “I would have gone […]
Two lawyers entered the bar
Two lawyers entered the bar. They ordered drinks, then pulled sandwiches out of their briefcases and began eating. The owner appeared immediately. “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but you can’t eat your sandwiches here.” The lawyers shrugged and swapped sandwiches.
A man and his wife were playing golf
A man and his wife were playing golf. The man tees off and his ball veers way off to the right, breaking the window of a house. The wife says you must go and apologize and pay for the window. Both the man and his wife walk up to the […]
My wife singing to my baby
I was sitting listening to my wife singing to my baby over the baby monitor it was just me, her and the baby in the house. Then a car pulls in the drive way. It was my wife. Scary.
Jasio sat down to do his homework
After returning from school, Jasio sat down to do his homework. After a while, he asked his father: I have to write an assignment on a disaster. Could you help me and suggest a tragedy? There is not a drop of vodka in the house…
Mother in law to son in law
Mother-in-law to son-in-law:I see that you tell fairy tales to my grandson every evening. That’s very good. I just don’t understand why each of them ends the same way: “And they lived happily ever after, because that woman was an orphan”?
Married life after 60
During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: “I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam’s is 42H.” Husband: “Oh, […]
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet plan.A week later, the husband noticed that his wife was sneaking into the kitchen late at night. He caught her […]
Crazy people is in the air
A plane full of crazy people is in the air. One guy goes in to the cockpit and asks the pilot to teach him how to fly. The pilot says if you can get everyone back there quite I will teach you. A few minutes later the guy comes back […]