A man and his wife were playing golf. The man tees off and his ball veers way off to the right, breaking the window of a house. The wife says you must go and apologize and pay for the window. Both the man and his wife walk up to the […]
I was sitting listening to my wife singing to my baby over the baby monitor it was just me, her and the baby in the house. Then a car pulls in the drive way. It was my wife. Scary.
After returning from school, Jasio sat down to do his homework. After a while, he asked his father: I have to write an assignment on a disaster. Could you help me and suggest a tragedy? There is not a drop of vodka in the house…
Mother-in-law to son-in-law:I see that you tell fairy tales to my grandson every evening. That’s very good. I just don’t understand why each of them ends the same way: “And they lived happily ever after, because that woman was an orphan”?
During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: “I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn’t allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam’s is 42H.” Husband: “Oh, […]
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other and stick to their diet plan.A week later, the husband noticed that his wife was sneaking into the kitchen late at night. He caught her […]