On Saturday night I rode my bike to the off-licence, bought a bottle and put it in the basket. But I thought that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank it on the spot. And that was a good decision, because I fell eight […]
A couple is kissing on a bench in front of a block of flats. A man stops nearby and starts to watch them. After a while, he comes closer and starts to clear his throat timidly. “Go to hell,” the woman’s companion shoos the intruder away. “I would have gone […]
Two lawyers entered the bar. They ordered drinks, then pulled sandwiches out of their briefcases and began eating. The owner appeared immediately. “I’m sorry, gentlemen, but you can’t eat your sandwiches here.” The lawyers shrugged and swapped sandwiches.