Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that stand for?”
Husband: “Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable
(F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H).”
Wife: “Aw, thank you! But what about IJK?”
Husband: “I’m just kidding!”