A man and woman had been married for 30 years,
and in those 30 years, they always
left the lights off when having s**. He was embarrassed
and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always
used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue.
One day, she decided to reach over and flip the
light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo.
She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!”
He said, “Explain the kids!”