Fat bad woman

An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters

Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.


The man at the reception says cheerfully

to her: “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.

Cute kids! Are they twins?”


The horrible woman stopped shouting,

just enough to say, “Hell, they’ re not twins…

The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?”


“No madam… I’m neither blind nor stupid…

I just can’t get that there’s a man out there

who had s** with you twice.”