A cat dies and goes to heaven

A cat dies and goes to heaven. An angel meets him at the gate and says: “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”.

The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”.

The angel says: “Say no more”. Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven. The angel meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice said: “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs, and

even women with brooms have chased us. If we each could only have pairs of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore”.

The angel says: “Say no more”. Instantly, each mouse is fitted with beautiful pairs of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, the angel decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. The angel gently wakes him and asks: “How are you doing? Are you

happy here?”

The cat yawns and stretches and says: “Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life, and those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”