A coroners assistant was going over thier very first body and noticed that there was a
rather large cork in the anus. So that assistant gave a tug and the cork popped out. To
the assistant’s suprise, they started hearing something…”On the road again, i just
can’t wait to be…..” Astounded, the assistant goes to find the mortician. Once found,
they drag the mortician back to the amazing discovery.with a witness now in tow, the
assistant, once again, removes the cork…. “on the road again” imediatly starts
potruding from the anal sphincter once again and the assistant’s conviction is
thuroughly reinforced. Until the doctor says, “So what, any asshole can play country music.”