A cowboy is riding through the desert

A cowboy is riding through the desert when he suddenly sees a red glow on the horizon. Being very curious, he rides towards it


to find out what it is. Halfway he sees clouds of smoke
rising and thinks that something must have happened there and


now gallops towards it. Once there, he sees a burned-down
house and a little girl is sitting crying in front of the house.


He asks her, “What happened here?”
The girl replies: “Oh it’s so awful. The Indians came,


kidnapped my parents, raped my sister and
murdered my brother.”


The cowboy then gets off his horse, undoes his
fly, and says, “Well, girl, today isn’t your day.”

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