A doctor wanted to get off work

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting,

so he approached his assistant.


“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want

to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic

and take care of my patients.”


“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.


The doctor goes hunting and returns the following

day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?”


Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.


“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”


“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.


“The second one had stomach burning and

I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.


“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what

about the third one?” – asks the doctor.


“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened

and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself,

taking off everything including her bra, her panties

and lied down on the table. She spread her legs

and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”


“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.


“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!