A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant.
“Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want
to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic
and take care of my patients.”
“Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following
day and asks: “So, Seamus, how was your day?”
Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.
“The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”
“Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.
“The second one had stomach burning and
I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what
about the third one?” – asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened
and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself,
taking off everything including her bra, her panties
and lied down on the table. She spread her legs
and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”
“Thunderin’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!