A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer,
pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order
another beer take out his wallet and looks at a picture
of his wife. He did this several times, finally, the bartender
asks, why after you finish a beer you take out your wallet
and look at a picture of your wife. The guy says as soon
as she starts looking better
to me, I go home.