A Guy’s Talking To A Girl In A Bar.
He Asks Her, “What’s Your Name?”
She Says, “Carmen.”
He Says, “That’s A Nice Name. Who Named You, Your Mother?”
She Says, “No, I Named Myself.”
He Says, “Why Carmen?”
She Says, “Because I Like Cars And I Like Men. What’s Your Name?”
He Says, “Beerfu**.”