A man and a woman were having drinks at
a business conference when they got into
an argument about who enjoyed s** more.
The man said, “Men obviously enjoy s** more
than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed
with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,”
the woman countered. “Think about this: When
your ear itches and you put your finger in
it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which
feels better: your ear or your finger?”