A Man Goes To The Doctor And Says

A Man Goes To The Doctor And Says, “Doctor, Wherever I Touch, It Hurts.”


The Doctor Asks, “What Do You Mean?”


The Man Says, “When I Touch My Shoulder, It Really Hurts. If I Touch My Knee – OUCH!

When I Touch My Forehead, It Really, Really Hurts.”


The Doctor Says, “I Know What’s Wrong With You – You’ve Broken Your Finger!”

Patient: Doctor, I Have A Pain In My Eye Whenever I Drink Tea.


Doctor: Take The Spoon Out Of The Mug Before You Drink.