A man goes to the doctor with terrible hemorrhoids.
The doctor prescribes him suppositories to take every
day then says to come back in a week. The man isn’t
entirely sure what a suppository is but at the pharmacy
sees they’re pills so he does as instructed, swallowing one
every day. After a week he comes back to the doctor with
his hemorrhoids worse than ever. He says to the doctor “those
suppositories you prescribed me were so useless I might as
well have just stuck
them up my ass!”