A man goes to the doctor, concerned about his wife’s hearing.
The doctor says, “Stand behind her and say something and tell me how
close you are when she hears you.” The man goes home, sees his wife
in the kitchen, cutting carrots on the countertop. About 15 feet away
he says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Nothing. He gets halfway to her and
repeats the same question. Nothing. Very concerned, he
gets right behind her and asks again “What’s fo
r dinner?” She turns around and says “For the THIRD time, beef stew!”