A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally
bumps into a woman beside him and as he does,
his elbow goes into her b****. They are both startled and he says,
“Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your pe***
is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”