a man is in a hotel lobby funny story

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally

bumps into a woman beside him and as he does,

his elbow goes into her b****. They are both startled and he says,

“Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your pe***

is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”