A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally
bumps into a woman beside him and as he does,
his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am,
if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.”
She replies, “If your pen*s is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”