A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed
back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house
and again went to the mail box and again opened
it, then slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into
the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
here she came out again, marched to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps giving me
a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”