A man wins three million euros

A man wins three million euros in the lottery and decides to quit immediately. The

secretary greets him in front of the office: “Mr. Müller, you should come to the boss quickly!”


The boss tells him that he has to be fired because of the bad order situation: “But you

were with us for a long time and always a good worker, so you get a severance payment of 20,000 euros.”


He goes home immediately.
There’s a hearse in front of the house.


The undertaker comes up to him: “Mr. Müller, unfortunately, I have to tell you that your wife has died.”


Then Müller to himself: “Well, as the saying goes, if it works, then it works!”

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