A married man was having an affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the

afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw

on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the

grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and

drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my

secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.” The wife

glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!