A Mom goes to the store shopping

A Mom goes to the store shopping. She tells to the children,


“Your father will return very drunk. Undress him down to the waist and put him to sleep.”


“Why to the waist”, the children interested.


“Because your father has a large snake below and it can bite you.”


The mother returned and her children met her at the door,


“Mom! Mom! Dad came home! We undress him all and put him to sleep.”


“Are you undressed him the entire”, mother worried? “What happened with the snake?”


“Don’t worry, Mom!” proudly answered the children. “The snake was strangled with

dad’s belt, her eggs were trampled and the nest was burnt.”