A mother takes her three son

A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in

school. The teacher asks.


Teacher: What are your son’s names?


Lady: This boy’s name is Leroy, this other boy’s

name is Leroy, and Leroy here is my third son’s name.


Teacher: Isn’t it confusing having all three

boy’s named the same?


Lady: Oh no, you see when it’s time for lunch

I just holler out the door, Leroy! it’s time for lunch,

and they all come a runnin. When it’s time for dinner

I just holler out the door, Leroy! it’s time for dinner

and they all come a runnin.


Teacher: Ok, so what do you do

when you want a specific boy?


Lady: Oh, well then I just holler out their last name.