A professor are walking through a city park

A grad student, a postZdoc, and a professor are walkingthrough a city park and they
find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a!Genie!comes!out!in!a!puff!of!smoke.!
The!Genie!says,!”I!usually!only!grant!three!wishes,!so!I’ll!give!each!of!you!just!one.”!
“Me!first!!Me!first!”!says!the!grad!student.!”I!want!to!be!in!the!Bahamas,!driving!a!speedboat!
with!a!gorgeous!woman!who!sunbathes!topless.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!
“Me!next!!Me!next!”!says!the!postZdoc.!”I!want!to!be!in!Hawaii,!relaxing!on!the!beach!with!a!
professional!hula!dancer!on!one!side!and!a!Mai!Tai!on!the!other.”!Poof!!He’s!gone.!
“You’re!next,”!the!Genie!says!to!the!professor.!
The!professor!says,!”I!want!those!guys!back!in!the!lab!after!lunch.”