A Teacher Is Teaching A Class And She Sees That Johnny Isn’t Paying Attention, So She
Asks Him, “If There Are Three Ducks Sitting On A Fence, And You Shoot One, How
Many Are Left?” Johnny Says, “None.” The Teacher Asks, “Why?” Johnny Says,
“Because The Shot Scared Them All Off.” The Teacher Says, “No, Two, But I Like How
You’re Thinking.” Johnny Asks The Teacher, “If You See Three Women Walking Out Of
An Ice Cream Parlor, One Is Licking Her Ice Cream, One Is Sucking Her Ice Cream, And
One Is Biting Her Ice Cream, Which One Is Married?” The Teacher Says, “The One
Sucking Her Ice Cream.” Johnny Says, “No, The One With The Wedding Ring, But I Like
How You’re Thinking!”