A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An English girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you,” replies the wife.
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?”
“I asked for, the English girl?”
“Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!”